habitat: Northeast United States diet: BBQ Ribs, Whole Grains & Rainbows characteristics: Cute, Cuddly & Sarcastic The Kirsse Wilton is a hybrid mammal, first theorized by biologists in the Spring of 2005. It is believed to combine the better traits of two other creatures Kirsten Sorton and Jesse Willmon. While it has never been photographed in the wild, many biologists belive that the fall of 2008 will provide this elusive creature with optimal conditions to make itself known.